Do you know why they call them Silly Bandz? Well, because you'd have to be silly to shell out 6 bucks for a small packet of animal-shaped rubber bands, for crying out loud! Silly is a pretty kind descriptor if you ask me. I'll violate one of the house rules and call them downright stupid.
On the week school started, I did not know what Silly Bandz were. A friend mentioned them over coffee, and how they'd been banned already in New York schools. What seemed like moments later, my kids were feverishly trading them on the playground with their peers after soccer practice. Turns out one of my kids had gotten some as a perk for sitting through her dental cleaning. Who knew?
While they've yet to be banned in our school, they are met with groans and moans from the teachers and parents alike. I'd support a ban. I will also add them to the list of throw-away entertainments I deplore: balloons, party goody bags, party noisemakers, stickers, temporary tattoos, and kids' meal prizes.
One mom friend says she was able to sway one of her kids away from these things early on, by explaining they are bad for the environment. Brain child of an Ohio company (Heather, girlfriend, you have your work cut out for you over there…) They are made in (you guessed it) China. Of silicone, or shall we say 'silly-cone'? There's an unfounded internet rumor that they are made from, get this, recycled condoms!!. What I've noticed so far is that Silly Bandz are super easy to break, lose (and find!). I've found several among the bark chips on local playgrounds. So if I can find them, so can birds. Yet unlike the birds, I have no interest in eating them (especially if they really are made from recycled condoms!). But I imagine it's only a matter of time before Silly Bandz and their imitators start showing up in the stomachs of sea turtles, fish and birds.
My older daughter might be swayed by my friend's line of green thinking. After all, we've been surrounding ourselves with the beauty and wonder of plant and animal 'Life' lately. But my younger kid? Not so much. She wants, wants, wants and doesn't have that kind of discernment yet. I will keep working on her. REDUCE, Reuse, Recycle and all that. Maybe some day it will sink in. But I do promise one thing. I won't be buying any new silly-cone rubber bands for my kids from here on out. Who's with me?


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