Dear Avon Sales Representative,
When I drove down my street the other day and saw your plastic bags and catalogs littering every driveway, it made me really mad. You trashed our street with your trash. You uglified my neighorhood. I didn't ask for a catalog, nor did anyone else. You forced it on me unsolicited and made it my problem. Yes, both my catalog and plastic bag went into my recycling center. But what a waste! A waste of all of those precious natural resources and the energy it took to manufacture and transport them -- straight into the recycling bins! And for many people, straight into the garbage can. Get ready landfill -- here comes a fresh shipment of Avon catalogs and plastic bags! Poorly done. You've just joined the ranks of the annoying telephone book distributors.
I know you're trying to make a living like everyone else, but this kind of behavior won't help you generate sales -- not from me, anyhow. (Nor will the scary ratings some of your products get on the Cosmetics Database.) But if you were hoping to be the subject of a ranty blog post -- congrats!