One of those 'moms who spend too much time on the Internet gossiping about toxic chemicals'

I'm the first to admit I know next to nuthin on plastics, toxins, chemicals, blah-blah-blah, zzzzzzz. See? It happens every time! String those words together and I'm asleep in record time. Just like Grandpa Simpson. Drooling and snoring. But I am working on it. Yes, I'm reading a book about plastics. I'm happy to say I've made it past page 100 without setting world-napping records. Anyway, more about that later.

But this xtranomral video from the Safer Chemicals Healthy Families blog sure gave me a chuckle. Hope you enjoy. Feel free to quote your fave one-liners in the comments. I'll join in once I get back from shopping at the stupid, hippie store: